John’s Gold Bar Phone

Check out this gorgeous John's Phone Bar, a super low-tech phone-only cell phone that, at $150, works all over the world (except in Japan and South Korea) and only makes phone calls. Yup, no more pesky texts or emails or social media check-ins. Sure, people we know will probably be mad there's no way to reach us without actually calling, but what's a few lost friends when you have a phone that looks like a gold bar?
John's Phone Bar, $150 at John's Phone